Aug 28, 2024 | Uncategorized
You have to be reasonably fit to go to Reading Festival – I mean fit as in physically able not attractive. For all I know, ‘fit’ hasn’t been used as a reference to someone’s appearance since 1997. It’s a long walk from the entrance on Richfield Avenue to the actual...
Aug 22, 2024 | Uncategorized
Ice Cream The back of the child’s head has been scooped out clean as ice cream. You can see the top of the spine. The face is still intact. A sleeping child’s face. From the front you would never know of the terror behind. There’s no blood! It’s fake! Look at the...
Aug 12, 2024 | Uncategorized
Fair Isle Death Metal We crawled up to the fort in pitch black night dressed as Vikings. I set light to the fence post I stole from Uncle Jonny’s farm so you could see the set list: Axe Sermonise Church Fate It Means Darkness No Earthly Bride Arterial Rout Gud Vet Eke...
Aug 11, 2024 | Uncategorized
Heart Failure A 16-year-old boy with crushed legs, a severed left hand and severe injuries to his body. As we began the urgent surgery we were horrified to find the shattered head of another person among the bones of his legs – recognised only by the mouth and chin....
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